Episode Name/Number:  What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor? (Episode 5.5)

Original Air Date:  October 18, 1979

Summary:  Shirley's brother Bobby returns from the navy, but his drinking problem has become very serious. Very special episode alert...​

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Guest Stars:  Ed Begley, Jr. as Bobby Feeney
Best Quote:  "Why don’t you get the dirt out of your own tub!" -Laverne  "Not until the tomatoes are ripe..."-Lenny
Most Touching Moment/Quote:  Laverne forcing Shirley to admit that Bobby is an alcoholic: "You can’t give up on him, cause that’s what he’s done. If you give up on him... then he ain’t got a prayer."
Funniest Moment:  The girls’ sword fight in the bar to distract the navy officer.
Squiggy Hello:  None
Featured Songs:  Laverne leading Shirley in a chorus of High Hopes. "Do you really think that applies in this situation?" -Shirley  "It applies in any situation!" -Laverne
Strangest Moment:  Laverne making Shirley get on her shoulder and act like a parrot
Best Insult:  "Well, don’t you look stupid!" -Shirley to a one-legged Laverne
Saddest Moment:  Shirley talking to Bobby about his problem: "It just hurts me too much. I don’t want to see you again." -Shirley
Fun Tidbit:  Bobby has tiny little anchors on his underwear.

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Star Rating:  2.5/5
Verdict:  A very special episode that isn't particularly special.